Sunday, December 16, 2012

9 dumbest gay marriage comparisons

Thanks to huffingtonpost for this lovely article, now I shall have some things to say, which of course I have had already addressed a few before, I’ll address them and the new stupidest comparizons the homophobes had mad.

1)      The civil war.

Really? The civil war? You’re saying that when civil war had happened eons ago, that gay marriage will cause another civil war? Really? Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) believes that people would handle marriage like they had eliminated slavery. Ok, where did this idiot get that idea? If that were to be true, then wouldn’t Netherlands be at war with itself too? What about Norway or Sweden? How about Canada? Oh, and considering that we have legalized maybe 8 states now, we hadn’t seen anything that’ll turn into a civil war. Lindsey, go back to school.

      2)      Murder

This Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia believes that by no longer have feelings against gays and lesbians, we should no longer feel the same against murders or some horrible stuff. Antonin, allow me to reeducate your pea-sized brain; homosexuality is the same as heterosexuality. To try comparing love to murder or rape is completely asinine and makes absolutely no sense. I bet you don’t even know exactly what you’re talking about. I bet you just read your religious book and think murder is just the same as with loving someone. You’re an idiot and I am not going to apologize for it. You too need an education. I’m sad to look at this man old enough to be my grandfather and yet dumber than a 15 year old schoolyard bully.

3)      Incest

Bob Vander Pleats, president of the family leader thinks that by marrying two men together, why not allow a dad to marry his daughter. Ok Bob, you do realize that in many of the states that allowed marriage to first cousins right? That is about as incestuous as you can get. Remember, that happened long before gay marriage. Also, that is a stupid slippery slope argument; allowing gays and lesbians to marry will not and had not open doors to incest. It hadn’t happened for years!

4)      Slavery

Cardinal Keith O’Brien, leader of the Catholic Church in Scotland, thinks that by allowing gays to marry, they’ll be forced to have gay marriage. He thinks that if the government had legalized slavery, but assured no one would be forced to keep a slave. Ok, Keith, you need an education too. Why exactly would allowing marriage equality be any of your concern? Nothing is ever going to be forced onto you, you don’t have to marry the same sex, you can go on with your pathetic bigot life. Oh and I can see that you’re a catholic priest and I just sure hope you don’t like little altar boys.

5)      Bestiality

Another lovely slippery slope. An Australian Senator Cory Bernardi thinks gay marriage wouldopen doors to bestiality. Ok, as I said about incest, there had been folks who do that long before gay marriage had existed and no, it will not open door to it. Incest and bestiality cannot work as with hetero and homosexual marriage can.

6)      Polygamy

Rick Santorum thinks gay marriage would lead tom polygamy. Well one thing we know about frothy mix is that he has no brain. Polygamy has had happened long before gay marriage. It’s not going to happen because of gay marriage.

7)      Hitler

Minnesota Pastor Rev. Brad Brandon compares allowing gay marriage to Hitler’s regime in the world war 2. Brad is so pathetically dumb I just feel that the world had lost hope with humanity. He believes that because Hitler took away two fundamentalist rights from a group of people to suppress them. Wow Brad, you think gay marriage would take away rights from groups of people? That is the most stupid thing I had ever heard. NO rights will ever be taken away when another group of people have been given the same rights as you do. You are the Hitler because YOU want to take the fundamental right from certain group of people from having the same rights as you do. Shall I get a black permanent marker and scribble a Hitler mustache on you? PS, Hitler was a Catholic who had attacked Gays, Jews, Gypsies, Disabled, and more in the name of your god.

8)      Beer

Really Rick Santorum? He is so deeply obsessed with gay marriage I am willing to bet that he has a stash of gay porn magazines hidden somewhere at home. He tries to say that marriage is like a water and beer, as he had said about paper towel and napkin. Rick? You really have no clue what you’re talking about. Your analogies made no sense! Please, go back to your gay porn and shut up already.
9)      Paganism

Really Newt Gingrich? Really? You, the man who married several times, believe that gay marriage is like paganism? He believes that gay marriage is a violation to our society. Ok Newt, point to me where civilization has fallen in the countries where gay marriage has been legalized. You can’t find one? That’s because there isn’t one.

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